Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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