Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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