He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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