I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
