I think I am morally bankrupt
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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