i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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