Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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