1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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