I wanna bring you to show and tell
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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