u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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