a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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