But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you still have your period?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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