So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window