You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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