The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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