honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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