Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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