brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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