Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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