Pants 0. Shit 1.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my sisters under your porch take her home
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
