Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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