I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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