Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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