just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize