Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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