Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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