i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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