how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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