Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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