He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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