just come out here and I will go home with you...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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