Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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