is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
