honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
