so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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