yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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