We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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