Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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