He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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