Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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