So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I looked at my own cervix.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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