Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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