Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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