I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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