Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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