But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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