that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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