We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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