Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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