weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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