Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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