When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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