3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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