dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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