worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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