At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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