So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
This house was built for laser tag.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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