He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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