Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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